Archive for August, 2008

McCain Taps Female For VP

Friday, August 29th, 2008


Whoever wrote CNN’s headline “McCain taps Alaska Gov. Palin as vice president pick” has a dirty sense of humor that I applaud.

Governor Palin has been in office for two years, a degree in Communications/Journalism (so I’m betting she’s great at PR handling), and has a decently pretty face for 44.

Pregnancy rumors and bothersome ex-brother-in-laws aside, the discussion should be over how she’s going to influence the McCain campaign going forward.

All things considered, I’m going to say quite well. At least, I don’t see her doing any harm.

A quick analysis has to address the obvious reason she was chosen: to seduce women voters over to the Republican camp. You know, all those Clintonites who were spurned by the Obama mob. I can see her influence having various effects: She could represent a kinder, younger, more energetic alternative to Clinton, something women may find appealing, or she’ll be considered ditsy and inexperienced. That sounds bad, but it’s not as though McCain had those supporters to begin with, so it’s kinda a nothing to lose shot.

The alternative, picking a man, really wouldn’t have covered any fresh ground for McCain: he’s already old and experienced, yet more moderate than many Republicans and he didn’t need to hardcore support he fought for in the primaries anymore. They certainly aren’t leaving for Obama.

In essence, Palin might be the perfect compliment to McCain: young, vibrant, probably better at PR, attracts a completely separate demographic, but shares values with the candidate and party. Is she the best thing for the country? Probably not, as vibrance doesn’t solely mean you’re ready to step into the Presidency. Her political views will soon be revealed and her ability to convert from the Democratic party could die off well before the election. But for a running mate, I don’t think McCain could ask for more.

**UPDATE** To those who believe this is a “desperate plea for love” from McCain, to you I say: Well, yeah, but he has to, the guy is a tad dopey and not all that compelling except the to World War 2 crowd. I expected someone, well, likable to be his Vice President.

**UPDATE 2** Additionally, for a couple of people who feel she was a “random” pick, I told quite a few people beforehand that it was going to be a Governor we hadn’t heard of and weren’t going to be able to predict. None of the obvious candidates fit the bill of what the McCain camp needed.

Play games on Logan Frederick

Experience + Change

Monday, August 25th, 2008

This Friday night was my second night sleeping in my dorm. I, like many other Americans, was awoken at 3am from a sound sleep (or, as sound as possible in a concrete rectangle with no air conditioning) by a text message alert from the Obama Campaign making good on their promise to text all who wished to be notified as soon as a vice president was chosen. As I focused my vision on the small screen in the wee hours of the morning I read this:

“Barack has chosen Senator Joe Biden to be our VP nominee. Watch the first Obama-Biden rally live at 3pm ET on www.BarackObama.com. Spread the word!”

Immediately after reading this, I uttered one word: “shit.” Why would Obama chose Joe Biden? The man who (knowingly or unknowingly) passed into the world one of the most notable and racially charged gaffs of the campaign: “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy”. (What was he trying to say?) This was the first (and only) morsel of my knowledge that came to mind at 3am. I stared at the springs supporting the bunk above mine as I pondered the move and went back to sleep. Waking up a few hours later, I checked my phone again to make sure I hadn’t dreamed the experience. I read once again, Barack Obama has chosen Joe Biden as his vice presidential nominee. Shit. Then it all dawned on me: Biden was truly Obama’s only choice. Biden provides a perfect counterweight to the Obama’s flaws as articulated by the McCain camp. To the claim that Obama is inexperienced, Biden is a senior senator to even John McCain. To the claim that Obama has no foreign policy, Biden is the chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations committee. To the claim that Obama’s speeches have no substance, Biden is plain spoken and colloquial. To the claims that Obama is too liberal, Biden will attract the more moderate to conservative democrats. Even to the classical qualification of choosing a vice president (geographically balancing the ticket) Biden comes through–almost. (Although not bringing a geographically balance of the North Carolinian John Edwards, Delaware would still bring more of a balance than, say, a certain other senator from New York.)

Almost exactly 12 hours after making the text message notification, Obama and Biden made consecutive speeches in Springfield, Illinois. Obama spoke of Biden’s strong suits and did not once mention McCain, while Biden split time between speaking highly of Obama and tying the failures of the Bush administration and John McCain, while still calling McCain “a friend.”

Now it’s McCain’s turn to choose a Vice President. My call would be former mayor and failed presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani. Giuliani would almost certainly deliver some votes from former democratic stronghold New York, and hold the more moderate to liberal republicans that may have previously fled to Obama/Biden.

But, as politics (as well as life) always proves–there are no sure bets.

Play games on Logan Frederick

Funcom Employee Fired for Cybersex in Conan

Monday, August 11th, 2008

From a news story I wrote today at The Escapist:

A bit of online, in-game sex has resulted in the rapid unemployment of one Funcom employee.

An unnamed Game Master for Funcom’s Age of Conan has been caught by an in-game passerby having internet nookie with another player.

After player who claimed to be a real-life female summoned a male Game Master, they traveled to a remote location in the world and began to describe innuendo-laden sexual acts. The resulting banter may be the most scandalous game-related sex act since San Andreas’s “Hot Coffee.”

Candy: You’re just as kinky as me
Candy: Infact you’re so kinky, you just cybered with a dude :P
Candy shouts: THIS IS SPARTA
|GM|: then when you are really hot and needing more I can reposition and slide my wet tongue up your face and do small circles again around your belly button and then let my tongue trail down your chin.
|GM|: oh that would really be not good lol
Candy: Love you =]
Candy: By the way, I’ve been fapping to this the whole time.
|GM|: lol why did you want this then lol you gay?
|GM|: are you serious?
Candy: Serious about what?
|GM|: um what’s fapping (not up to par on the ling) lol
Candy: I was joking about the fapping, but I am indeed a dude.
|GM|: lol ok.
|GM|: Glad I put my clothes back on lol
Candy: Yeah probably a good idea. I have aids.

For the rest of this article, visit The Escapist Magazine, where I report video game news Monday through Friday.

Play games on Logan Frederick

MLKing a Legacy

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

Oh the trials and tribulations of fanatical conservatism. First it was the Ku Klux Klan terrorizing blacks, Catholics, immigrants, and Jews because apparently Jesus favored white Protestant Americans–even though Jesus was a Jewish middle-easterner whose home fry Peter set up the Catholic church–but those are just details. Fast forward about 150 years and allow me to call your attention to a group calling themselves the National Black Republican Association and their mantra: Martin Luther King Jr. was a Republican. Recently, I saw a picture of a Youtube ad that contained this and other “facts” all aimed at a black audience by the national black republican association. I was always sure that Dr. King was (for the most part) left leaning but apolitical, looking beyond party politics to an agenda of  acceptance and well being of all people. Being a politically minded black liberal democrat, I visited the NBRA website to look for more information on the topic. A quick look around the website will reveal to anyone two things. Number one: these guys are as sketchy as a comic book. Number two: Half-truths and misleading information is blatant propaganda to try and divorce black voters from the Democratic Party and liberal principles.

So like Paul Harvey, I’ll tell you the rest of the story:

- Ronald Regan was a former Democrat.

- A Democrat (Scoop Jackson) is considered the father of Neo-conservatism

- The Democrat (Strom Thurmond) who filibustered the Civil Rights Act of 1957 turned to the Republican party in 1964 and even after he changed to a more lax position on race relations, he defended his earliest segregationist views until his death in 2003.

And on a side note of the above point, I would also like to mention that it was former Republican senator Trent Lott who said in 2002 that if Strom Thurmond won the presidential race in the south in 1948, “we wouldn’t have all these problems over the years”. Now, to be fair, the States’ Rights Democratic Party (the Dixiecrats) ran on more than just a segregationist platform–but the National Socialist German Workers’ Party ran more then just a platform of antisemitism, but we all know how that turned out.

On another side note I would like to point out that after making these remarks, Trent Lott attained the rank of “Minority Whip” in the Senate. That’s just one of those happy little coincidences in life that proves the existence of a God with a sense of humor.

- Robert Byrd, the Democratic member of the House of Representatives that is the NBRA’s poster boy for racism in the DNC was a member of the KKK in the 1940s, but later fully recanted and apologized for his views, and today speaks against the Klan.

- Barry Goldwater (nicknamed Mr. Conservative) when running for (and eventually receiving) the Republican nomination in 1964 had the full support of the KKK to the extent that members marched outside of the Republican Convention in San Francisco holding Goldwater signs.

And of course, to refute the initial claim that Martin Luther King Jr. was a Republican. Here are direct quotes from the man himself:

-“You can’t talk about solving the economic problem of the Negro without talking about billions of dollars. You can’t talk about ending the slums without first saying profit must be taken out of slums. You’re really tampering and getting on dangerous ground because you are messing with folk then. You are messing with captains of industry… Now this means that we are treading in difficult water, because it really means that we are saying that something is wrong…with capitalism… There must be a better distribution of wealth and maybe America must move toward a Democratic Socialism.”– speech to his staff in 1966.

Now, I am by no means saying that my party has historically been and will always be the correct one (the National Black Republican Association is riding that horse already). I have many bones to pick with the democratic party–in fact I consider myself a liberal first and a democrat second. Also, I have nothing against conservatism or republicans. What I take issue with is presenting a small scope of facts that will not hold up under a degree of scrutiny. But hey, it worked for Dylan Avery.

Play games on Logan Frederick

America, the champion of the free world…. 50 years ago.

Monday, August 4th, 2008

Americans consider themselves to be the epitome of everything great. We seem to think that we’re the flag bearers of Western civilization, and that the world would be much better off if everyone would just hop on board with us. Now, I’m not saying that Americans are terrible, or that we’re a bad country, but in reality, we aren’t always as good as we claim to be.

To begin with, while most of the western parts of the world (and including in countries like Pakistan, a very conservative Islamic nation) have had a woman executive, Americans seem to think that it will somehow change everything once we have our first, and almost think that the rest of the world really thinks that its that big of a deal. Well heads up, they don’t really care.

America is quite possibly the farthest behind in social issues in the entire developed western world. We champion human rights, criticize other countries for their records, yet completely disregard the fact that we are a very sexist and racist country, (SPOILER ALERT: Yes! We are racist!!!) and this irony isn’t lost on the rest of the world. Even China, notorious for its terrible human rights history has stood up and said that our history of racial violence and slavery leave us in no true position to criticize anybody.
(more…)

Play games on Logan Frederick